The advantages of smoking

A smoker will not be troubled by his golden age

because he dies in his youth...

He will always get to know new friends

because he meets new doctor every day...

A burglar will not break into his house

because he coughs the whole night...

People and families will not visit him a lot

because he smells bad and terrible...

Sorry for the direct translation btw!

3/24/2006 07:28:00 pm;